Dear Black Mercedes-Benz Driver,
I just want to thank you for your wonderful help this morning. I have to admit, pushing the pedals on my bicycle along at such a rate that I was maintaining 23mph and an elevated heart rate, I’m sure I was in danger of falling asleep. If you hadn’t passed me so close that your side mirror came within three inches of my handlebar and woken me up with a sudden shot of adrenalin, I don’t know what I would have done. I’m sure I would have fallen asleep and fallen off my bicycle. It’s people like you as you look out for your fellow man who make me glad to be alive. Our world is such a wonderful place because of you.
Oh sure, there are poor examples of humanity out there, people who only look out for themselves and their perceived rights. But I am sure you are not one of them, Ms. Black Mercedes-Benz Driver. I am sure you were only looking out for my safety and didn’t want me nodding off. And as you sat at the very next red light as I passed you, you didn’t even seek acknowledgement from me. What character!
It is grand of you to push aside the laws of this fine state so that you could alert me to the danger I was in. Thank you. So California law allows cyclists to leave the “far right as practicable” in order to go around obstructions. So California statute allows bicyclists to “take the lane” when the lane is not wide enough to safely accommodate the bicycle and a passing vehicle. You didn’t let those silly little laws slow you down from doing your civic duty. I thank you, Ms. Black Mercedes-Benz Driver.
My apologies, Ms. Black Mercedes-Benz Driver, for possibly slowing you down, and causing you to go out of your way to alert me to my situation. I don’t know whatever I can do to make it up to you. I am sure you must have missed your very important appointment this morning, all due to me riding around that parked bus.
Again, thank you for you consideration for my well-being.
– The C-Blog